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		<title>Who the fuck does Bank of America think they are?</title>
		<link>http://www.ameyer17.com/2009/04/04/who-the-fuck-does-bank-of-america-think-they-are/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:12:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Meyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Going from 9.9% fixed to $highest_prime_rate_in_the_last_90_days + 11.65%? Fuck that. And to the bitch who rudely pointed out that you guys have paid back $800 million of the TARP money, what about the other $44200 million? Fuck you. $45 billion from the Federal government and this is how you treat your profitable customers? No wonder [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Going from 9.9% fixed to $highest_prime_rate_in_the_last_90_days + 11.65%?<br />
Fuck that.<br />
And to the bitch who rudely pointed out that you guys have paid back $800 million of the TARP money, what about the other $44200 million?<br />
Fuck you.<br />
$45 billion from the Federal government and this is how you treat your profitable customers? No wonder you assholes needed a bailout.<br />
Remind me why I should pay you assclowns another cent?</p>
<p>And to all the other BofA victims, unconscionable rate jacking, (allegedly) coming soon to a credit card near you.</p>
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		<title>New Jersey grocery store refuses to bake a birthday cake for 3 year old Adolf Hitler Cambell.</title>
		<link>http://www.ameyer17.com/2008/12/15/new-jersey-grocery-store-refuses-to-bake-a-birthday-cake-for-3-year-old-adolf-hitler-cambell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Meyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know who else had birthday cakes that said &#8220;Happy Birthday Adolph Hitler&#8221;? You know who else was named Adolf Hitler? You know who else had a Nazi father? And who names their kids Adolf Hitler, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie? http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/printer/printer.ssf?/base/news-0/122923112231930.xml&#38;coll=3]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know who else had birthday cakes that said &#8220;Happy Birthday Adolph Hitler&#8221;?<br />
You know who else was named Adolf Hitler?<br />
You know who else had a Nazi father?<br />
And who names their kids Adolf Hitler, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/printer/printer.ssf?/base/news-0/122923112231930.xml&amp;coll=3">http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/printer/printer.ssf?/base/news-0/122923112231930.xml&amp;coll=3</a></p>
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		<title>Governor Blagojebitch (D-umbass) arrested on federal corruption charges, approval rating improves to 8% from 4%</title>
		<link>http://www.ameyer17.com/2008/12/13/governor-blagojebitch-d-umbass-arrested-on-federal-corruption-charges-approval-rating-improves-to-8-from-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 05:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Meyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who are these people, and why haven&#8217;t they been removed from the gene pool yet?  Seriously, this man just got caught trying to sell a vacant Senate seat to the highest bidder.  It doesn&#8217;t get much more corrupt than that in my opinion. http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&#38;id=6551421]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who are these people, and why haven&#8217;t they been removed from the gene pool yet?  Seriously, this man just got caught trying to sell a vacant Senate seat to the highest bidder.  It doesn&#8217;t get much more corrupt than that in my opinion.<br />
<a href="http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&amp;id=6551421">http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&amp;id=6551421</a></p>
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		<title>Bizarre pornograpy found on judge presiding over obscenity trial&#8217;s personal website, hilarity ensues</title>
		<link>http://www.ameyer17.com/2008/06/11/bizarre-pornograpy-found-on-judge-presiding-over-obscenity-trials-personal-website-hilarity-ensues/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Meyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-kozinski12-2008jun12,0,6220192.story Pot, kettle, black? Also, &#8220;a photo of naked women on all fours painted to look like cows&#8221;? What. The. Hell.]]></description>
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<p>Pot, kettle, black?</p>
<p>Also, &#8220;a photo of naked women on all fours painted to look like cows&#8221;?</p>
<p>What. The. Hell.</p>
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		<title>Former Confederate general, Sears sued for 2.7 million dollars over makeshift masturbatorium</title>
		<link>http://www.ameyer17.com/2008/04/24/former-confederate-general-sears-sued-for-27-million-dollars-over-makeshift-masturbatorium/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Meyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What the hell was Robert E. Lee thinking? After Lee surrendered to Henrico Police, investigators discovered the Sears manager had created a makeshift masturbatorium from a service platform just above the ladies’ dressing rooms. It appeared to investigators that the prefab peeping hutch had been in use for quite some time, the victim’s lawsuit alleges, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.styleweekly.com/article.asp?idarticle=16791">What the hell was Robert E. Lee thinking?</a></p>
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After Lee surrendered to Henrico Police, investigators discovered the Sears manager had created a makeshift masturbatorium from a service platform just above the ladies’ dressing rooms.</p>
<p>It appeared to investigators that the prefab peeping hutch had been in use for quite some time, the victim’s lawsuit alleges, and that Lee admitted to watching the girl and her mother trying on bathing suits.</p>
<p>“During the search of the room, police officials recovered sexually explicit magazines and seminal fluids,” the suit says.
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<p>While I think the damages the plaintiffs are seeking are somewhat excessive, Robert E. Lee shouldn&#8217;t be allowed to work at a clothing store ever again.</p>
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		<title>Nine Inch Nails releases new single online for free download, new album on the way?</title>
		<link>http://www.ameyer17.com/2008/04/23/nine-inch-nails-releases-new-single-online-for-free-download-new-album-on-the-way/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Meyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://discipline.nin.com The ID3 &#8220;comment&#8221; tag says &#8220;Go to www.nin.com May 5&#8243;. If I had to guess, there&#8217;ll likely be a new album avaliable for download at that time. The embedded artwork can be viewed here My initial impression is positive, definitely worth the 8.4 MB download.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://discipline.nin.com">http://discipline.nin.com</a><br />
The ID3 &#8220;comment&#8221; tag says &#8220;Go to www.nin.com May 5&#8243;.  If I had to guess, there&#8217;ll likely be a new album avaliable for download at that time.</p>
<p>The embedded artwork can be viewed  <a href="http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/3366/73015206ri5.png">here</a></p>
<p>My initial impression is positive, definitely worth the 8.4 MB download.</p>
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		<title>Microsoft shows the world why Fair Use Circumvention Kits (DRM) are evil</title>
		<link>http://www.ameyer17.com/2008/04/22/microsoft-shows-the-world-why-fair-use-circumvention-kits-drm-are-evil/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Meyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Microsoft&#8217;s failed MSN Music download store is shutting down its DRM servers August 31, effectively stealing purchased music from its customers. Down with DRM, long live amazon.com and other DRM-free music retailers.]]></description>
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<p>Down with DRM, long live amazon.com and other DRM-free music retailers.</p>
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		<title>Pirate music site OiNK.cd raided, shut down</title>
		<link>http://www.ameyer17.com/2007/10/23/pirate-music-site-oinkcd-raided-shut-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:08:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Meyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, being the site for officially-released music tends to get you noticed by a few people who may not want you to succeed, with rather unfortunate (for the site&#8217;s owner) results. With all the blatant infringement that (apparently) occurred on OiNK, I have to wonder what took so long.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently,  being  <strong>the</strong> site for officially-released music tends to get you noticed by a few people who may not want  you to succeed, with <a href="http://www.slyck.com/story1605_OiNK_Busted">rather unfortunate (for the site&#8217;s owner) results.</a>  With all the blatant infringement that (apparently) occurred on OiNK, I  have to wonder what took so long.</p>
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		<title>Idiot blocks Firefox, Firefox users tell idiot to take his site and shove it.</title>
		<link>http://www.ameyer17.com/2007/08/19/idiot-blocks-firefox-firefox-users-tell-idiot-to-take-his-site-and-shove-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Meyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some idiot and possible Microsoft shill set up a website at whyfirefoxisblocked.com (WARNING 509 Bandwidth Limit Exceeded) explaining that he had to block popular open-source web browser Mozilla Firefox because of the popular Adblock extension, and gave some horribly misleading and incorrect legal reasons that adblock is illegal. I believe that, while a webmaster is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some idiot and possible Microsoft shill set up a website at <a href="http://whyfirefoxisblocked.com/"> whyfirefoxisblocked.com</a>  (WARNING 509 Bandwidth Limit Exceeded) explaining that he had to block popular open-source web browser Mozilla Firefox because of the popular Adblock extension, and gave some horribly misleading and incorrect legal reasons that adblock is illegal.  I believe that, while a webmaster is certainly welcome to block users that he/she believes are blocking ads, such a measure is counterproductive due to the backlash that might occur and the ease with which a user can work around such a measure.  In addition, any site that does this sort of thing probably believes that content is what you put between all the ads.</p>
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		<title>Excellent Smashing Pumpkins audience recording, new album to be released July 10</title>
		<link>http://www.ameyer17.com/2007/06/25/excellent-smashing-pumpkins-audience-recording-new-album-to-be-released-july-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Meyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HERE Remember to support the artist and buy their new album, Zeitgeist]]></description>
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Remember to support the artist and buy their new album, Zeitgeist</p>
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